Funny Thanksgiving Quote About Food Touching Each Other
1 . An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.-Anonymous
A person who thinks that they can diet from the Thanksgiving Day forward oral optimist and can find the good in everything in life
2 . Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. – Erma Bombeck
The preparation of a Thanksgiving dinner is the real task whereas dividing the deliciousness of that dinner is more of a privilege.
3 . Toasted, roasted, baked and done! Hope your Thanksgiving is loads of fun. -Anonymous
Times giving dinner is just a combination of all sorts of coat deliciousness with a lot of family fun.
4 . This Thanksgiving I hope you're able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another. – Anonymous
The mixed up tastes of different food in a single plate can mess up the taste of the entire dinner.
5 . This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family. -Anonymous
The Thanksgiving time spent with your family is a reminder of the love and affection they have towards you.
6 . Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis
Vegetables are the best way to go to a thanksgiving dinner but only in the non healthy ways.
7 . Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. -Unknown
American people are so petty sometimes that one day they are thankful for what the lord has given them and the next day they are fighting for the cheapest products.
8 . Thanksgiving, Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863. -Unknown
Thanksgiving dinners are so loving and an healthy they can ruin your organs in the most lovable way possible.
9 . Happy Day after Thanksgiving! Hope you didn't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds last night. -Unknown
Enjoyed the Thanksgiving dinner now you must be enjoying the heavyweight belly.
10 . Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. -Nicole Hollander
Have your Thanksgiving left over as you can either consume them and gain I have lot of weight and be a good citizen to yourself.
11 . I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. -Erma Bombeck
The taste and love of a gravy in a family is is drank like a blessing.
12 . The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy us then?' -Jim Gaffigan
Thanksgiving is not just about food or eating with all that you have but it's about having a very enjoyable dinner with the people you love the most.
13 . Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, BLAM! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are? -Kenny Rogerson
Desi that it's the best way to pick your own Turkey for Thanksgiving we all have different ways to pick ours
14 . You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. -Jay Leno
Cheating on you and your bathrobes can tell the entire world how much you eat on Thanksgiving.
15 . Gratitude can transform common days into Thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings. -William Arthur Ward
Gratitude is an emotion when expressed towards other people can turn even the most basic things in life to modern and major festivals that you can enjoy every day.
16 . Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough. -Oprah Winfrey
When you are grateful for what you already have you impressed whatever you are getting with more attitude but if you focus on what you don't have you cannot enjoy what you have already.
17 . I am grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual. -Henry David Thoreau
Thanksgiving continues the entire care of your thankful to the lord for providing you with everything that he has.
18 . If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share. -W. Clement Stone
The people who are really thankful other who are needy a reason to be thankful for.
19 . Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow. -Melody Beattie
The emotion of gratitude can make the sense out of past, can make a present more beautiful and can align great things for our future as gratitude when given only comes back.
20 . Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot. -Unknown
Be grateful for even the littlest of things so that you may receive the greatest of your wishes.
21 . A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. -Cicero
A heart which knows gratitude will know all the other emotions in a more controlled and better way.
22 . Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. -Theodore Roosevelt
What all is given to us by life will also be expected from us in the form of our gratitude towards life.
23 . As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -John F. Kennedy
Agra attitude should not be limited to hours only but it should reflect in all our deeds.
24 . I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means. -Joseph B. Wirthlin
Life is the best teacher and one must thank the almighty to give us lessons which are valuable for our future.
25 . Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving. – Joseph Auslander
Even after what all we have we still demand more blessings, thus, provide everyone with more peace and love.
26 . We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. -Unknown
We might not have everything that you want but together with love we might achieve all that you desire.
27 . We have so much to be thankful for. One day a year hardly seems adequate…-Unknown
We have a lot of bones by the lord for which we should be thankful.
28 . Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are. -Joyce Giraud
Thanksgiving makes us realise how much left we are and how much gratitude we should have towards the littlest things in life.
29 . The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. -Dalai Lama
One receives more love and affection when he appreciates the love already given to him.
30 . I love Thanksgiving because it's a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me. -Marcus Samuelsson
Family at most important thing for a person and having food which is delicious with the loving family is a blessing which is Thanksgiving
31 . Forever on Thanksgiving day the heart will find the pathway home. -Wilbur D. Nesbit
Thanksgiving is a day when all the people reunite with their families and have the best times of the year
32 . You are my pumpkin pie. I love you and am so thankful to have you in my life. -Unknown
People should be thankful for everything in life even the people and even the most delicious food
33 . Thanksgiving after all, is a word of action. -W.J. Cameron
As the name suggest, Thanksgiving is all about giving gratitude.
34 . Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. -E.P. Powell
Thanksgiving is not just holiday to enjoy food with your family but to be thankful for having all the blessings which were given to you were the almighty.
35 . Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make everyday a holiday in which you celebrate just living. – Amanda Bradley
Everyday can be Thanksgiving if a person enjoys everyday life and appreciates the love of his friends and family
36 . Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. -Nigel Hamilton
Thanksgiving is that time of the year when people travel hundreds of miles to be with people they only see once a year. It is a holiday which celebrates gratitude and humility.
37 . We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives. -John F. Kennedy
We are so fixated on so many insignificant things that we rarely realise and appreciate the many people around who care about us. They help us in profound ways and so it is important that we express thanks once in a while.
38 . Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. -W. T. Purkiser
Mere words are never important. Just being thankful for them is not enough. What is important is how we use them.
39 . Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow. -Melody Beattie
Gratitude is an important part of good character. It helps us see our past clearly, makes our present better and gives a clear direction for tomorrow.
40 . We can always find something to be thankful for, no matter what may be the burden of our wants, or the special subject of our petitions. -Albert Barnes
There is always a bright side to everything. We have too many blessings that we rarely acknowledge. All you need to do is to look for them and you'll find them for sure.
41 . On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. -William Jennings Bryan
No matter how independent and mature we say we are, we always need help. There is only so much we can do on our own. Thanksgiving Day is the day we are supposed to acknowledge and accept our dependence on others.
42 . We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings count. -Neal A. Maxwell
It's important that we acknowledge our blessings. But at the same time, it is also important that we make good use of the blessings that we have.
43 . The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. -Dalai Lama
A good heart will always find time to be grateful. You need to be grateful for all the goodness that you are blessed with. If you overlook these, you'll always be dissatisfied with your life.
44 . If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness, it will change your life mightily. -Gerald Good
If you really want your life to be better, try being thankful for all that you have once in a while. It'll bring peace to your mind and a deep sense of humility.
45 . Thanksgiving is a joyous invitation to shower the world with love and gratitude. -Amy Leigh Mercree
Thanksgiving is that holiday which brings happiness and joy to our lives. It is that day of the year when we are expected to spread love, gratitude and kindness.
46 . He who thanks but with the lips Thanks but in part; The full, the true Thanksgiving Comes from the heart. -J. A. Shedd
Words are never enough. Your gratitude should stem from your heart and be genuine. If you do not really believe in what you say, all your words are just a waste.
47 . Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving. -Amy Grant
Thanksgiving Day is that day when you are expected to not take from others as you usually do. It is a day to acknowledge your dependence and be grateful for things that others do.
48 . When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. -Willie Nelson
When you spend some time focusing on the things that you have, your entire life will turn around. The more you set your eyes on the negatives of life, the worse it will be for you.
49 . Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. -Charles Dickens
The misfortunes that have struck you in your past don't matter. What matters in life is what you have right now. Let the past be and focus on today.
50 . When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. -Sam Lefkowitz
What is normal for you may be a luxury for some. Be thankful for the things that you have. There are so many things in life that we overlook just because we are privileged enough to have them.
50 Amazing Thanksgiving Quotes for Friends and Family
1. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.-Anonymous
2. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes.
3. Toasted, roasted, baked and done! Hope your Thanksgiving is loads of fun. -Anonymous
4. This Thanksgiving I hope you're able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another. – Anonymous
5. This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family. -Anonymous
6. Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis
7. Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. -Unknown
8. Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863. -Unknown
9. Happy Day after Thanksgiving! Hope you didn't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds last night. -Unknown
10. Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. -Nicole Hollander
11. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. -Erma Bombeck
12. The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy us then?' -Jim Gaffigan
13. Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, BLAM! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are? -Kenny Rogerson
14. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. -Jay Leno
15. Gratitude can transform common days into Thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings. -William Arthur Ward
16. Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough. -Oprah Winfrey
17. I am grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual. -Henry David Thoreau
18. If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share. -W. Clement Stone
19. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow. -Melody Beattie
20. Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot. -Unknown
21. A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. -Cicero
22. Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. -Theodore Roosevelt
23. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -John F. Kennedy
24. I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means. -Joseph B. Wirthlin
25. Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving. – Joseph Auslande
26. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. -Unknown
27. We have so much to be thankful for. One day a year hardly seems adequate…-Unknown
28. Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are. -Joyce Giraud
29. The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. -Dalai Lama
30. I love Thanksgiving because it's a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me. -Marcus Samuelsson
31. Forever on Thanksgiving day the heart will find the pathway home. -Wilbur D. Nesbit
32. You are my pumpkin pie. I love you and am so thankful to have you in my life. -Unknown
33. Thanksgiving after all, is a word of action. -W.J. Cameron
34. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. -E.P. Powell
35. Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make everyday a holiday in which you celebrate just living. – Amanda Bradley
36. Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. -Nigel Hamilton
37. We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives. -John F. Kennedy
38. Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. -W. T. Purkiser
39. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow. -Melody Beattie
40. We can always find something to be thankful for, no matter what may be the burden of our wants, or the special subject of our petitions. -Albert Barnes
41. On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. -William Jennings Bryan
42. We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings count. -Neal A. Maxwell
43. The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. -Dalai Lama
44. If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness, it will change your life mightily. -Gerald Good
45. Thanksgiving is a joyous invitation to shower the world with love and gratitude. -Amy Leigh Mercree
46. He who thanks but with the lips Thanks but in part; The full, the true Thanksgiving Comes from the heart. -J. A. Shedd
47. Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving. -Amy Grant
48. When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. -Willie Nelson
49. Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. -Charles Dickens
50. When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. -Sam Lefkowitz
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